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  • Groucho Marx

    "Women should be obscene and not heard."
    This is your life and it’s ending one webpage at a time
    Last edited by Project Mayhem on 01-03-3002BC at 25:09 PM

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    Re: Groucho Marx

    "She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
    This is your life and it’s ending one webpage at a time
    Last edited by Project Mayhem on 01-03-3002BC at 25:09 PM

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    • #3
      Re: Groucho Marx

      "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
      This is your life and it’s ending one webpage at a time
      Last edited by Project Mayhem on 01-03-3002BC at 25:09 PM

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        Re: Groucho Marx

        "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
        This is your life and it’s ending one webpage at a time
        Last edited by Project Mayhem on 01-03-3002BC at 25:09 PM

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          Re: Groucho Marx

          "Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
          This is your life and it’s ending one webpage at a time
          Last edited by Project Mayhem on 01-03-3002BC at 25:09 PM

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            Re: Groucho Marx

            "My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one."
            This is your life and it’s ending one webpage at a time
            Last edited by Project Mayhem on 01-03-3002BC at 25:09 PM

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              Re: Groucho Marx

              "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
              This is your life and it’s ending one webpage at a time
              Last edited by Project Mayhem on 01-03-3002BC at 25:09 PM

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              • #8
                Re: Groucho Marx

                "I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks."
                This is your life and it’s ending one webpage at a time
                Last edited by Project Mayhem on 01-03-3002BC at 25:09 PM

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                  Re: Groucho Marx

                  "Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."
                  This is your life and it’s ending one webpage at a time
                  Last edited by Project Mayhem on 01-03-3002BC at 25:09 PM

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                  • #10
                    Re: Groucho Marx

                    "I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."
                    This is your life and it’s ending one webpage at a time
                    Last edited by Project Mayhem on 01-03-3002BC at 25:09 PM

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                    • #11
                      Re: Groucho Marx

                      "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."
                      This is your life and it’s ending one webpage at a time
                      Last edited by Project Mayhem on 01-03-3002BC at 25:09 PM

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