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Old 12-18-2006, 09:57 AM   #51
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Old 02-26-2007, 10:18 AM   #52
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George Bernard Shaw

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
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Old 11-16-2007, 09:48 AM   #53
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"There is so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?"
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Old 11-20-2007, 09:43 AM   #54
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Old 12-03-2007, 03:31 PM   #55
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Maria Alexander

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

“In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right."
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Old 01-23-2008, 10:27 AM   #56
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"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
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Old 01-23-2008, 10:27 AM   #57
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"The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated."
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Old 01-25-2008, 10:56 AM   #58
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"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
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"The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution."
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You are too concerned with what was and what will be.

Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow is a mystery.

But today is a gift.

That is why it is called "present."
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