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07-27-2004, 09:44 PM
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Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
Flowers, $25—reluctant.
Wining and dining, $150—catastrophic. Trying to get on first base—unobtainable. For everything else, there is Masturbating. —Jay London |
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09-08-2004, 08:50 PM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
Food has replaced sex in my life, and now I can't get in my own pants.
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08-01-2006, 10:39 PM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
I don't have to worry about identity theft—nobody would want to be me.
—Jay London |
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08-01-2006, 10:40 PM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
I'm on performance enhancing drugs so I may cause drowsiness.
—Jay London |
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08-01-2006, 10:42 PM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
I'm using medicinal marijuana for constipation.
And my doctor told me to shit or get off the pot. —Jay London |
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04-25-2008, 10:29 AM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
—Jay London |
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08-19-2008, 10:49 AM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
"I saw a stationery store move."
—Jay London |
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10-06-2008, 08:42 PM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
Today I videotaped my hair, tonight I'm going to look at the highlights.
—Jay London |
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10-06-2008, 08:43 PM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket - she said it fit my personality.
—Jay London |
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10-06-2008, 08:46 PM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
I went to a pastry store and I bought lady fingers, and when I got home, I noticed that one of the fingers was missing.
So I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. —Jay London |
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10-06-2008, 08:46 PM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
I bought hot pockets today and there was lint in them.
—Jay London |
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10-06-2008, 08:47 PM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
You know, it was a year ago today?
—Jay London |
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10-06-2008, 08:49 PM
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Re: Well, I'd like to leave you with a joke…
You know they have ribbed condoms now, and they come with a BBQ sauce?
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