Lecter
11-06-2005, 01:18 AM
Do you realize, that right this second, right now, somewhere around the world, some guy is getting ready to kill himself. Isn't that great?
Did you ever stop and think about that kind of shit? I do. It's fun, and it's interesting and it's true.
Right this second, some guy is getting ready to bite the big bazooka.
Because statistics show that every year a million people commit suicide.
A million.
That's twenty-eight hundred a day.
That's one every thirty seconds.
[looks at watch]
There goes another guy.
And I say guy because men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide. Even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it. That's something else you gals will want to be working on. Well if you want to be truly equal, you're going to have to start taking your own lives in greater numbers.
I don't think I could do it though.
I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
Did you ever stop and think about that kind of shit? I do. It's fun, and it's interesting and it's true.
Right this second, some guy is getting ready to bite the big bazooka.
Because statistics show that every year a million people commit suicide.
A million.
That's twenty-eight hundred a day.
That's one every thirty seconds.
[looks at watch]
There goes another guy.
And I say guy because men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide. Even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it. That's something else you gals will want to be working on. Well if you want to be truly equal, you're going to have to start taking your own lives in greater numbers.
I don't think I could do it though.
I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.