Emo Phillips

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"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."

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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

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"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps."

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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

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"I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."

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"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."

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"I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.''

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"I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them.''