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11-23-2004, 04:58 PM
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Lecter
11-23-2004, 04:59 PM
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
Lecter
11-23-2004, 05:08 PM
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
Lecter
01-11-2005, 11:00 AM
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
Lecter
02-28-2005, 10:34 AM
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
Lecter
10-24-2005, 10:32 AM
"My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one."
Lecter
01-12-2006, 10:41 AM
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Lecter
02-03-2006, 10:38 AM
"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks."
Lecter
03-03-2006, 12:35 PM
"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough."
Lecter
03-27-2006, 11:05 AM
"I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."
Lecter
04-21-2006, 01:56 PM
"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped."
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